The Star, Oxford, UK: A Guide to Etiquette

Author: Johnny_Jenkins

Date: February 1, 2005

by Johnny_Jenkins
2-01-05
Our naive hero shows you how not to act, with plenty of dramatic irony and hilarious consequences. Step 1. Make eye contect: -3 scene points.
Hi !
Get away from me.
Step 2. Smile: -5 scene points. Reference to emo: -8 scene points.
Is this Funeral for a Friend?
Close. It's Nirvana.
Step 3. Inadvertently quote Scratch Acid, or something: off the hook!
Excuse me Ma'am - I'm not using my body now, so you can play with it if you want to!
Swoon