Jesus don't grant wishes, cowboy.

Author: JoshChrist

Date: September 13, 2002

by JoshChrist
9-13-02
Jesus, will you grant my wish? I want to get rid of this stinkin' saddle rash
Sorry, pardner, I don't grant wishes.
Well what the hell DO you do then?
Basically I just hang here and creep people out with my bloody wounds and crazy, crazy eyes.