Goth Squirrels are not to be trusted.

Author: JoshChrist

Date: September 13, 2002

by JoshChrist
9-13-02
So yeah, let's go back to my place. I'll show you my Joy Division CD's.
I dunno . . . my mom said never to go over to the houses of strange boys. I might get raped and killed
Well, I'm not a boy, I'm a squirrel. Your mom didn't say anything about squirrels, did she?
Well . . . no. I guess it'll be okay then. Let's go.
Sweet. Let the rapin' and killin' begin.
Hey, do you have anything by Christian Death?