At least he doesn't have to worry about going blind . . .

Author: JoshChrist

Date: September 16, 2002

by JoshChrist
9-16-02
Awwww yeah. Nothing like whackin' it before bedtime. Now which will it be tonight . . ."Gumming Grannies 4" or "Heada Gobbler?"
Ooooo . . . . You'll not be whackin' it tonight, young pervert! Or any other night! I have come to take your soul to hell!
Yikes! Who the hell are you?
I am the ghost of ejaculations past!
. . . I thought you looked familiar.