Chicken #3

Author: Juan_the_egghole

Date: August 13, 2005

After a long night of drunkness, egging someones car, making-out with a 90 year old man, and goosing the police, chicken goes on a trip to mars.
ooh! pushy!
can you please land me on mars?
sure thing, tyler.
it's chicken.and uh, ain't you driving?we're going to saturn.
that's what they want you to think, moose.
FOR THE LOVE OF PETE!! IT'S CHICKEN!