The Adventures Of Osma Bin Lodon #1

Author: Juan_the_egghole

Date: September 11, 2005

We join Osma as he hides in a bathroom. Not just any bathroom, the longest bathroom in the world. Yessiry, it takes 2 years to go all the way across...
Boy, where am I? How many years have I been traveling? 10? 7? Ap? Oooh, I shouldn't have eaten that last beetle.
...And he's very hungry, the only thing he can eat is rocks, beetles, and toilet paper. He also keeps having hallusinations.
Hey, is that Britney Spears over there?
Hi! Britney! Can I have your Autograph?