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Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return #1 by KainThornn 5-18-04
Say there, son, I hear the guy who writes this strip done forgot his PASSWORD like a dork Really? I wondered why we were away for so long!	He done hadda re register his self. Maybe this time he can remember how to sign in... Yeah! What a dope!	Say there, son, ya ought ta be nicer to him, or he'll draw you as a girl next time I hope he draws you a SHOWER!

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy return #2 by KainThornn 5-18-04
Now see, I done told ya he was gonna do this! NOOOOOOO!!!!	Ya better apologize! MAKE IT STOP!!	He might do his worst to ya! ALRIGHT!! I"M SORRYY!!!!

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy return #3 by KainThornn 5-29-04
Howdy kids! Ah'm here fore show n tell! This is Stinking Cowboy! He's my friend!	Now ah don' really stink, he jus says that after ah been workin th' ranch all day! I mean he's downright putrid! *Whew*	That's awful rude of yew to say that son! It doesn't matter, they're all passed out and can't hear me!

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy return #4 by KainThornn 6-07-04
Say there, son, this here's where I spend most of mah day! Are you serious? It's 120 in the shade!	There ain't no shade son! How do you do it?	It's called will power son! You can't smell yourself in this heat! I like it!

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return AGAIN!! by KainThornn 9-06-09
Well it shore is good ta be back! Did our idiot writer forget his info again?	Ah thank he ain't th' only one who forgets He'd forget to breathe if no one told him	Y'all remember bein a li'l girl? ...

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return AGAIN! by KainThornn 9-06-09
Well howdy do there, Boyboy, good ta see ya! I got tired of being a little girl so I made peace with the writer	How did ya do that? I sent him a care package	What did ya put in it? Money, enough for you to need a mirror...

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-06-09
Wewlcome to Stinking Cowboy's Steak O Rama, what can I get you today? I'll have a #2	#2...hee! I know what you're thinking you disgusting cowboy man!	Eating here you'll definitely end up with #2's Make it with extra cow sauce...

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-06-09
Ah done said "welcome" wrong las' time! You certainly did, are you stupid?	Did ah ever tell you you're a rude kid? You certainly did, are you stupid?	*sigh* You certainly did, are you stupid?

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-06-09
Boy ah'm gone teach yuh some manners Listening to you speak I'd be amazed if you taught me anything!	Ah'm gone wrap this here saddle round your fool haid! No you won't!	An' how do ya know that? This strip isn't fancy enough to have action in it!

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-06-09
Boy why do ya treat me so bad? Someone's gotta be the idiot in this strip	Ah tell ya whut, ah has a degree from college! I didn't know there were degrees of idiocy	Ah have a degree in advanced juvenille combat and neutralization methods You should have a degree in hygene, phew!

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-06-09
A few days out here should learn ya some manners an' respect I'll just learn to smell like you do	Still think ah'm stupid? Is your name Stinking Cowboy?	It's 115 out here and you're wearing a sweatshirt Um...

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy return by KainThornn 9-07-09
So, did ya learn any manners and respect out in th' desert? Yes, and I learned to sweat and have sunburn and heatstroke too	Sounda lahk ya still have attitude there Isn't education supposed to be fun	Mah first grade teacher was a battleaxe, there warn't no fun in her class But you repeated first grade four times!

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy return by KainThornn 9-07-09
Ah didn't repeat first grade cos I flunked, th' teacher couldn't beleive I was so smert They'd let anyone teach back then huh?	Don't talk bad 'bout mah teacher, she was a good woman with a lotta love for her students! Why'd she keep you over for four years?	Mom liked havin' me in her class where she could keep an eye on me What's that smell?

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy return by KainThornn 9-07-09
Guys I want to post this on the forums The writer wants to try exposing this strip to more people Is that a good idea? Are we entertaining?	I think the sheer idiocy might find a niche He seems to think so, but he ain't gonna know till pther people read us We're going to be famous?	Hey be nice or you'll both be turned into strange looking little girls Possibly, but we may also be infamous Vegetables thrown at us? I hate vegetables!

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy return by KainThornn 9-07-09
Well guys you're now public! Ah'm excited! I'm scared!	No need to be afraid, if the people aren't receptive we'll just continue out of the public eye Ah hope they lahk us How can we continue out of the public eye? People will go back and read previous strips	Maybe they'll like those too? Ah dunno what to think Maybe they'll throw old vegetable at us by the truckload?

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-07-09
Th' results are in! We got a reader!	The narrator was annoying Damn straight!	Ah dunno if'n we're funny Anything that keeps the narrator silent is good reviews

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-07-09
Ya know the narrator and the writer are the same guy He got pwned by the reader, so he's keeping his fat pie hole shut!	Ya don' remember too well do ya? ...	Even if he ain't talkin, he kin say a lot about your rude self What's that smell?

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy return by KainThornn 9-07-09
How ya doin today, Boyboy? Not so hot...pretty upset actually	What's wrong? The one thing I looked forward to on a regular basis has been taken...gone forever	You mean..? Yup, Wednesday nights "Robot Chicken" was replaced by "Squidbillies"

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-07-09
They took Robot Chicken off? For Squidbillies? Be strong my friend, we still have another problem staring at us	I'm very angry...guhh! We're going to have to make an important decision here...and soon	The lease on this apartment is up and we may have to move? No, nothing that simple...We're left with Robot Chicken and Aqua Teen Hunger Force in the same time slot on the same night

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy return by KainThornn 9-07-09
Hey guys Is that the narrator? I thought he was shut down by an unhappy reader?	I doubt he'll be reading this anymore. It's a pretty cheesy strip Maybe ya kin get us new readers? That would be awesome! Fans, fame, money, chicks!	No no, I'm here to tell you it's Hunger Force all the way YEE HAW!!! You guys hate me...I'm gonna tell mom!

 

Stingking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-07-09
Stinking Cowboy is off to his ranch for the day, so Boyboy's cousin comes to hang out Yo Boyboy wassap? Jus chillin yo, how de dawg?	Guys... I be illin like a villain Fo shizzle ma man!	You're both rotten. Stinking Cowboy will hear of this! Um What just happened?

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-07-09
...and that's what happened Y'all think ya Snoop Dogg or somethin'? We were just trying to be cool, you know..!	Just cos y'all listen to some rap don't mean y'all gotta act like rappers Why not, they're big and famous!	...and that's what happened Britney Spears is famous, are ya gonna shave yer haid n drive badly now? Um...well she...but I'm...it's not...

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-07-09
Stinking Cowboy had to take action Good evening young man! Who are you?	I'm Dr Alexander Simmons, I'll be talking to you about your need to be "cool" I don't understand	You expressed a desire to emulate the actions of a respected African American through emulation I stopped emulating years ago...Stinking Cowboy said I'd go blind

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-07-09
Therapy begins... Do I not look to be well off, to have the income and ability to live a very nice lifestyle? Um...I guess...you got bling	Dr Simmons was reaching Boyboy I have a good life, my boy, and I don't have to act like someone I'm not I understand!	Dr Simmons was indeed, "cool" Who said that? The writer, he likes to get involved

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-07-09
Yes, I tend to get overactive here Ah! Um, let me continue, we should not define our own success by the actions of others, for we are responsible for our own destinies and do NOT need approval from total strangers...	2 hours later ...and therefore, even though I am an African American man, I am my own persons, very successful and well respected by my colleagues. You're right! I don't have to talk like my favorite rapper to like rap!	Very good! Now pay the good doctor Yes, being this intelligent doesn't come for free I'm 12 years old, how much money do you think I have?

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-07-09
*guttural evil voice*Boy...Ah've come for y'alls eternal soul... Who are you?	*koff koff* er...ah...um...Ah'm Stankin Cowboy, don' ya recognize me? You look ridiculous!	Ah've been listnin ta some Strappin Young Lad, them boys can bring th' metal! Are you trying to demonstrate something?

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-07-09
And the moral of the story is... ...so y'see, ya don' hafta look like anyone to like thar music style I get it. I got it when Dr Simmons explained it	A happy ending! Ah hope yew lernt somethin from alla this I'll say I did	What did ya lern? I learned that a latex demon costume can contain massive body odor, *phew*

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-07-09
How can I help you today, Stinking Cowboy? Boyboy won't let up with th' stinkin' part. Ah can't help th' way Ah smell, Ah work hard out there	Your feelings are hurt when he mentions it? Well yeah, Doc, Ah git tarred of th' insults	The solution is simple, my good man, hot water and a bar of Lever... Oh man, not yew too!

 

Stingking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-08-09
Well Ah took the doctor's advice Doctor? Wait *sniff sniff* oh NO your stink has killed my sense of smell!!	Oh lighten up Boyboy, Ah just took me a...what's th' word...shaw err..? You BATHED? What have you done with Stinking Cowboy? Bring him back!	Are ya sure ya wants the stink back? Um...wait...nevermind...you seem like a decent guy

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-10-09
No stink? Really..? Ah done got all cleant up! Wow, I never thought I'd see the day!	I'll admit I'm surprised also Now yuh gotta be nicer to me Boyboy Right! And I have an extra elbow!	In other words... One of us has to preseve the integrity of this crappy comic!

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-10-09
Well, doc, it worked! He's not bein' such a rotten kid! As I expected, Stinking Cowboy! We need to discuss my fees for services rendered now...	Well, Ah kin afford $100 a month I see, given your economic status and the nature of your employment, your mortgage, credit cart debt, car payment, and various other factors, I, the doctor, must charge what is fair and reasonable...	2 hours later *zzzzzzz* ...thus we come to the conclusive amount of exactly $47.50 and a 6 pack of Diet Coke! I take cash, check, money orders, Visa, Mastercard, Discover, American Express, Diner's Club...

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-10-09
Doctor's fees, continued... Ah have 4200 Pesos and a 2 Liter of Fanta Very good, I shall accept that as payment in full! Well...is that grape Fanta?	It's Green Lime Waterfall... Make it 4201 Pesos and I shall consider it paid .	Yew shore drive a hard bargain doc Is it diet? Sugar makes me vomit...

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-14-09
Spam and Scam? Greetings and praises be to God for your continued health and wellness, I am Mrs Gladys Druntufupusumar...	Be careful they're clever My late husband was assassinated here in Nigeria and I pray for you help. I must move $325 billion of my husband's money out of the country	The very cads! Will your help for to me moving this money? If so please tell to me your name, address, phone number, social security number, bank account and routing number... You gotta be kidding me!

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-14-09
Early day guys! Good mornin Boyboy Good morning!	Gotta eat right to have a great day Ya want breakfast? Nah thanks, I'll just drink a smoothie	Eggs and sausage and bacon! I like to chew mah food I don't see how with teeth like yours. All 5 of them

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-19-09
And now for a Public Service Announcement... Y'all need ta remember ta brush yer teeth at least twice a day! Good advice!	He's doing the right thing! An' floss after ya brush too, so y'all kin git them little bits from between yer teeth! I like that idea!	He's on a roll! Otherwise you can get bad breath and no one will wanna hang out with ya! Speaking of foul odors...

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-23-09
Guys we got some negative press Ah saw that...we can't expect everyone to like what we do here I'd say we can't expect anyone to like what we do here	Don't be so harsh, I'm not an actual writer Ah imagine these ain't so easy to make That's painfully obvious	We'll see some good press soon guys Ah hope so Some comics get good press from their writer, I hope we aren't gonna be one of them

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-23-09
Time to come clean guys What do ya mean Tell some truth?	Yup, like a mission statment Why we're here? We're here to try and entertain, without certain weak ideals	No stupid humor No uncalled for profanity, tackiness, sex talk We're gonna be so boring

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-23-09
Work with us here Boyboy We want our laughs to come from witty sarcasm and good delivery So get Denis Leary a job at UPS	No Boyboy not like that We won't resort to lowbrow humor We should resort to some homur at all	Well we found our sarcastic wit Where should I deliver him? The Playboy Mansion would be a good start!

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-23-09
Dr Simmons steps in to help You're taking the negative comments entirely too hard, it's just someone's opinion, it doesn't make you who you are I hear ya doc	Dr Simmons is an expert in his field Don't let the naysayers change your focus, Boyboy, you're still who you are I'm not a big softy like Stinking Cowboy is	The guys feel better Softy? Who you callin soft? Well I'm not the one who sleeps with a teddy bear

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-25-09
Business as usual... Ya know ya never really gave us a function here What business are we in, boredom?	What? Boredom ain't a business, Boyboy If it was we'd be wealthy	If I was a real writer I'd be wealthy and drawing my own work Ah ain't complainin' Let's not go there

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-25-09
Oh let's go there Boyboy Yew opened a can of worms Boyboy NOOO!!!!!	Oh yes...you're a rude brat and Stinking Cowboy should teach you some manners Why do I gotta teach him? You're the dang writer! You're both entirely too mean!	Looks like I'm teaching both of you Dangit! Gahhh!

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-30-09
This little break has given us all time to cool off We'll be good! Yes, no more drawing us as little girls, please!	Bottom line, we ust aren't funny We dunno what ta do about that Maybe new characters?	It's hard enough writing for you guys and Dr Simmons Maybe if one of us had a mental illness? Menatal illness? Just the very suggestion would make my presence more frequent and allow me the opportunity to speak on the topic at length...

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-30-09
Enlighten us Dr Simmons Ah yes, to help educate the people here on the topic of mental disorder would be my pleasure! In some people, the mind falls victim to erratic thought processes... ...and..?	Subsequently they manifest things unreal in the form of voices or illusions of people who only exist in their minds. Many people who suffer from such auditory or visual hallucinations... ...are drunk..?	Eh? Who's there? Show yourself! Don't deny that you see me doc.

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 9-30-09
Is everything okay Dr Simmons? Eh, I'm fine...I might have missed my 2PM medication... Oh yes...2PM last week and every day since	Uh...doctor? Where are those damn pills..? They're behind the...in the other...under...I'm not telling	Oh my... Tell me, you cad! The very nerve of you! Why are you trying to escape from me doc?

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 10-07-09
Dr Simmons, you may need a break from the practice Perhaps you're right... I'm not a work related stress induced hallucination	Oh? Well... I've been hanging around with the good doctor since his father had the sex change operation and his mother became a hippie in Norway	That's...unfortunate But... Or friend here has been having some pretty intense conversations with his left shoe for the last 22 years

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 8-30-11
What happened? You've been frozen for almost 2 years!	I took a break from writing you. A break? With no warning or notification? Sudden pause!	Can't decide to continue the strip or not Wait a moment, good sir! Are you contemplating killing us all off?? Sucks to be you, Dr. Simmons!

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 8-30-11
Everyone chill. No one's going to die Well I certainly feel better about that! Whut in tarnation is happenin?	Not that any of you were real people in the first place What?? 12 years at Frederickson University getting my Master's in Forensic Psychology! THey were all lies? Yew done got a fake edumacation?	You're overrreacting Dr. Simmons. What did you expect, singing and dancing? An' ah trusted yew awl these years.

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 8-30-11
Look, you're all a figment of my imagination, therefore you aren't real people I resent your callous mockery of the life I so carefully pursued and all the years of education toward that goal... I think you broke him narrator dude!	Look, Dr. Simmons, either man up and deal or I'll just stop writing you and you'll completely cease to be *sob* ...wife left me for the psycologist in the next building *sob* apparently HE has nicer floor tile patterns *sob* so unfair... ...and the genie is out of the bottle! Good luck getting THAT cork back in!	Dang, I didn't think I wrote such a wussy doctor... ...mortgage is past due because I've spent all my money on Netflix and bad summer comedies... Let me get my hazmat suit on, the crap is getting deep!

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 8-30-11
Great, now he's gone. Whar'd th' doctor git tew? He blew a fuse and ran screaming.	He's just bummed because I suggested he's not a real person Whut wus he a sayin'? He's freaked cos the writer said he's not real	He ran away, not sure how I'm gonna bring him back. Ah ain't never seen anyone run so fast on platform pimp shoes I guess we're all better now!

 

Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return by KainThornn 8-30-11
Ah-ha! Found you! ...so I panicked and ran away. Can you help me? Yo, Simmons ma man, you da five-oh? I hear voices all up in dis mo fo.	Whoa, where'd she come from? That's the writer, I told you about him earlier Foo, don't pay him no mind, dawg!	Dr. Simmons, she's right. But I do not understand! Aight, yo Simmons ma man. It's like dis, ya gotta be ya own man, dawg, an' bust out an' be ya OWN man, word?

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