Stinking Cowboy and Boyboy Return

Author: KainThornn

Date: August 30, 2011

by KainThornn
8-30-11
Look, you're all a figment of my imagination, therefore you aren't real people
I resent your callous mockery of the life I so carefully pursued and all the years of education toward that goal...
I think you broke him narrator dude!
Look, Dr. Simmons, either man up and deal or I'll just stop writing you and you'll completely cease to be
*sob* ...wife left me for the psycologist in the next building *sob* apparently HE has nicer floor tile patterns *sob* so unfair...
...and the genie is out of the bottle! Good luck getting THAT cork back in!
Dang, I didn't think I wrote such a wussy doctor...
...mortgage is past due because I've spent all my money on Netflix and bad summer comedies...
Let me get my hazmat suit on, the crap is getting deep!