Secret Identity

Author: KamikazeBob

Date: May 5, 2003

by KamikazeBob
5-05-03
There is breaking news coming from a person with a cat. We're live with him right now.
Hello boys and girls. I've got big news for all of you today!
After months of confusion and secrecy, I reveal myself to be all the Timmy and Tommy accounts! I want to thank my parents for the yelling and caring to make me achieve this. Thank you!
A few days later...
...and that was it. A Carrot Top wannabe was behind all of it.
What has this world become?