The Adventures of Damien Part 1

Author: KamikazeBob

Date: May 7, 2003

by KamikazeBob
5-07-03
You, who art in mine way, thou shalt feel the pain of of all who suffered.
What? Are you high or something, 'cause if you are I want some.
Ignoramous. You shall be smiten by the forces of evil. Take that!
What the hell!? I'm a chicken? Does that mean I'm a cannible if I eat at KFC, 'cause I got the munchies right now.