Last Resort

Author: KamikazeBob

Date: May 9, 2003

by KamikazeBob
5-09-03
That's it. I'm doing it.
Good luck. Remember, if you need a condom come straight to me.
...
...other come you sick freak.
Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers. Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Keep on trying.