The Adventures of Damien Part 3

Author: KamikazeBob

Date: May 19, 2003

by KamikazeBob
5-19-03
I must kill more people. It's been weeks and I've only destroyed villages. I feel so ashamed.
Are you Damien?
Why?
Well, as you can see I'm Death. I've got to talk to you about something. This killing has to fix up. I expect you to do so much more.
...Death is telling me to kill more people?
You bet your sweet ass I am. I haven't taken a break in Milleniums.