The World's Worst Courtroom Testimonies

Author: KamikazeBob

Date: May 3, 2004

by KamikazeBob
5-03-04
1
Oh come on, I'm not the only one who thinks rat poison only kills rats here. It was only a joke.
I rest my case your honor.
2
Listen, it's alright to kill it! It's part of the food chain and if me and my Whiskers wanted some human for dinner it's perfectly legal!
Unless you're O.J. you're not getting away with this.
3
We were just doing our show trying to turn him into a metrosexual. We were making him skinny.
Making him skinny?! You circumsized him and kept it!