CC #224: Tom Green's Rise and Fall... Again

Author: KamikazeBob

Date: May 14, 2004

by KamikazeBob
5-14-04
And in recent news, rap videos aren't considered music videos anymore. Instead, they're considered biographies.
Indeed Tom. After over 517 rap videos that only show women, wine, and money, that isn't much for us to enjoy, but rather make us jealous.
This just in, Tom Green has decided to start singing again, but instead he'll be doing rap and polka.
Apparently he's going to sing about his guilty pleasures of udder sucking, bum rubbing, and testicle enjoying songs.
In breaking news, Tom Green's new show "The New New Tom Green Show" has been cancelled yet again.
There is also an animal peace group outside waiting to kick his butt rubbing ass.