CC #244: Jay-Z's Return (Refixed)

Author: KamikazeBob

Date: May 15, 2004

by KamikazeBob
5-15-04
...so that was the second time I got crabs.
Well it seems like you better chose you're hoes better, Tom.
Blow me Diane. In breaking news, it seems that Jay-Z is making a return.
The legendary rapper decided to make a come back only 3 days after the last airing of his supposedly last music video.
He states that "I'm coming back just like Jesus. 3 days later, 3 million richer. Instead I'm doing religious songs so dust ya shoulders off!"
Sounds like blasphemy to me, Tom.