i need a tazer for my dog's panty hoes! (mike)

Author: KateSkirmish

Date: March 5, 2004

by KateSkirmish
3-05-04
another day in the life of animals in the zoo.
meow! i am jesus! look at my cleavage!
I USE HAIR WAX.
look! mitsy met wynona rider!
WHAT!? but i don't want to have your jesus!? what are you, JUSTINE TIMBERLAKE (tm) !?
WHAT!? you insult me!? I AM THE PRINCE OF KUALA LUMPUR, AND YOU WILL FUCKING...
look! survivors of a sticky mess!
we are your children! come back to us! we need you!
i am JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. KISS MY CLEAVAGE, BITCH.