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by KateSkirmish
3-02-04
man. this kid seems like he really sucks.
selling myself out to name-brands in such a hypoctical world make me feel really cool. im a cool kid.
a spooky turn for the worse?
who the hell are you?
i am YOU....from the FUTURE!!!!!!!!!
cool kid comes to his senses.
i need to stop wearig this stupid shirt.
hey! did you know that in the year 2034 you get a tracheotomy? not because you become a habitual smoker.... but because you think its "in"!!! yaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!

 

by KateSkirmish
3-03-04
...love at first sight!
im mike!
im angela!
chaos ensues.
i am hot stuff!
whatd you call my mom?!
our love story ends in tragedy.
i will implode you with my MIND!!!!!!!!

 

by KateSkirmish
3-03-04
one day at the computer....
i cant get enough of this moon song thing!!!!!
from the quiznos commercial?
the moon song epidemic hits home...
yeah! we really like the moon! but not as much as a spoon! coz thats more use for eating soup! and a fork isnt very useful for that! unless it has got many vegetables! and then maybe you might be...
oh god...kill me now.
...and will never go away...
...better off with a CHOPSTICK! unlike the moon! it is up in the sky! its up there very high! but not as high as maybe derrigibles or zeppelins or LIGHTBULBS!
i wonder if anyone else is experiencing this kind of HELL right now....

 

by KateSkirmish
3-03-04
mud wrestling is such a fine sport these days.
where is my face!? WHERE IS MY LAZY. I NEED A FISH.
bitch! i will smack you up like a can of beans!
meanwhile, in turkey.. (not the country)
hey robot! i volunteered as a new stop sign! i am a big slut!
now that my dog has left me i think i need to eat someone's face? i am thinking! thinkity think think! i am a robot! bazzzat!!
meanwhile, back in some other place... (not me)
shit! bitch! i fucked you up like a cute dog!
i like when you touch my ass!

 

by KateSkirmish
3-03-04
kate stupidly lets mike use her name to make comics
ha! i will use her name and create my very own incoherent and random comics! bwa ha ha!
i wonder what mikes doin on his computer right now...
mikes insanity begins to show
mine will be the BEST comics EVER! i will rule the UNIVERSE!!!!!!
i suck at this comic thing.
mike eventually succeeds in driving kate COMPLETELY INSANE.
im gonna make hundreds! no! THOUSANDS!!! and none of them will make ANY sense AT ALL!!!!!!!!
hm..ill just look and see what mikes made and- OH MY GOD!!!! DAMNIT MIKE!!!!!! >_< <

 

by KateSkirmish
3-03-04
another day in the office.. or was it orifice?
i like to see my mom naked!
i am mike christopher!
look! a dog flying through the monster's chowder!
we interrupt this regularly scheduled program to bring you this interruption! i am a bitch!
i am a goat! bleep bleep! i will turn you into a swedish flag!
look now! dogs jumping on old men!
i am mike. why am i emo? i am a felch whore.
NAAANAAAANAAANAAANAAANAAA my hammer is not working! look at my legs grow to the size of canteloupes!

 

by KateSkirmish
3-05-04
another day in the life of animals in the zoo.
meow! i am jesus! look at my cleavage!
I USE HAIR WAX.
look! mitsy met wynona rider!
WHAT!? but i don't want to have your jesus!? what are you, JUSTINE TIMBERLAKE (tm) !?
WHAT!? you insult me!? I AM THE PRINCE OF KUALA LUMPUR, AND YOU WILL FUCKING...
look! survivors of a sticky mess!
we are your children! come back to us! we need you!
i am JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE. KISS MY CLEAVAGE, BITCH.

 

by KateSkirmish
3-05-04
johnny and mary love each other, until one fine day when their soap is rather interrupted...
but john! I LOVE YOU. I NEED YOU. I- bazzzzzzat!..... WILL DESTROY YOU!
yes! give me that emotion! it's so great! STEAK! STEAK! MOOOO!
SUDDENLY JOHNNY TURNS INTO santa clause, the robo THUG!
HO HO HO. INSTEAD OF KILLING YOU, I WILL GIVE YOU A SACK OF GOAT EYES AND MARRY YOU! I AM A SLUTTY PEDOPHILE, otherwise known as...
yes, santa! i would love your great balls! they will tantalize my tractor fuel tanks!
THE RETURN OF THE STOP SIGN REPLACEMENT!!
OH GOD! IT'S GOD! YOU BIG SLUT. I BET YOU GAVE ME A TERRIBLE DISEASE OR SOMETHING!?
JESUS! THE BIG STOP SIGN SLUT!! I WILL SUCK OUT YOUR BRAINS, AMONG OTHER THINGS, AND GIVE YOU LOTS OF DISEASES!!

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