return of the disfunctional robot thong! (mike)

Author: KateSkirmish

Date: March 5, 2004

by KateSkirmish
3-05-04
johnny and mary love each other, until one fine day when their soap is rather interrupted...
but john! I LOVE YOU. I NEED YOU. I- bazzzzzzat!..... WILL DESTROY YOU!
yes! give me that emotion! it's so great! STEAK! STEAK! MOOOO!
SUDDENLY JOHNNY TURNS INTO santa clause, the robo THUG!
HO HO HO. INSTEAD OF KILLING YOU, I WILL GIVE YOU A SACK OF GOAT EYES AND MARRY YOU! I AM A SLUTTY PEDOPHILE, otherwise known as...
yes, santa! i would love your great balls! they will tantalize my tractor fuel tanks!
THE RETURN OF THE STOP SIGN REPLACEMENT!!
OH GOD! IT'S GOD! YOU BIG SLUT. I BET YOU GAVE ME A TERRIBLE DISEASE OR SOMETHING!?
JESUS! THE BIG STOP SIGN SLUT!! I WILL SUCK OUT YOUR BRAINS, AMONG OTHER THINGS, AND GIVE YOU LOTS OF DISEASES!!