All comics by KefkaJr

 

The Politics of Dancing by KefkaJr 6-14-02
Hey, whatcha doin' in that trash can, Billy? Well, hey, it's Gabe! Hi, Gabe!	Eh, the usual, y'know? I just thought it'd be a nice day for a walk and I saw that trash can, and I was like "Hey, trash can!" Billy, we've been through this, you can't do that shit anymore. You wanna get arrested again?	Well it was about that time that I figured, Man, I gotta set him straight 'cause no one else will. Skip to the part with the boobs.

 

Where is love? by KefkaJr 6-14-02
Hey there, Mista' McGillacutty!! Ahoy, Clebold!	What happens when you combine two rabbits, a pig, and a duck? I dunno, Cledbold, what DOES happen when you combine two rabbits, a pig, and a duck?	@#$%! AHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!

 

Breasts of Doom by KefkaJr 6-14-02
I hear they came up with away to breed featherless chickens. What?! What kind of sickos would do that kind of thing?	The French, apparently, that's where they're being kept, in France. Just typical... Well, I'm gonna backpack my way through the French countryside and get to the bottom of this!	Hey, I got a letter from Chicken. Hey, how'd you get in here?

 

Taxation w/o Representation by KefkaJr 6-14-02
Hey, sexy, I just got my AI upgraded, so how 'bout you and I go out for a bowl of chili? Get bent.	Good e'en, fair lady, per chance you would likest to take a leisurely stroll down to the pub for a flask of mead? Screw you, ugly.	What's up, baby? What's up, sluts? Let's do it in that alley.

 

Pavilionite and KJ by KefkaJr 6-15-02
HAOODII KAOBOII!!!! ARGH! I don't have time for you, forum-frequenting Pavilionite! You're askin' for a good stabbin' in the face!	But that's not a knife, that's a hammer and a nail. You're in unfamiliar territory. Oh, come ON. Nails are sharp, just like knives. I'll bet you everything I own that I can stab in the face just as well with these as I can with a knife.	Well, son-of-a buck.

 

Smurvis bears all by KefkaJr 6-15-02
Wanna know what my favorite substance is? Here's a hint: It's white and gooey.		You're one sick fuck, y'know?

 

Bad Joke by KefkaJr 6-16-02
GRR I"M GORDY AND I"M TAKING OVER THE PAVILION! Oh, God! It's all over!	Just kidding! April Fools!	Aw, nuts. *Thud*

 

Devious Bastard by KefkaJr 6-16-02
Hey, everyone, it's time for Mora's 10000th post! HUZZAH!	Now we just have to wait for him to post.

 

Grunt by KefkaJr 6-16-02
Hey, Az, I was doing some housework, and I was just wondering... What the hell happened to you? Oh, I just INTERFACED myself with this PC to increase my hacking abilities ten fold!	Well, I was just wondering how hacking works. I mean, in movies there's a guy is at a computer and he's like "Urgh, I need to try harder," like he has to use sheer force to hack. Actually, that's not entirely wrong. It's a lot like tensing a muscle. Like this, here, check this out. *Grunt*	Holy crap, man, you totally h4x0red me! You are the man! Yes!

 

Identity Check by KefkaJr 6-16-02
So, are you me, or am I me? The public opinion says it's me.	Well, that can only mean one thing. What's that?	Oh, right.

 

Kire's Iron Fist by KefkaJr 6-16-02
Hey, everyone! Watch Waking Life! HEIL!	Hey, everyone! Make comics! HEIL!	Hey everyone! Strip naked! He's gone mad with power!

 

Because no one made a comic for him yet by KefkaJr 6-16-02
BIO! He's a man of action! Take THAT, evil doer! AUGH! MY EYE!	He's sharp as a tack! And once you approach the speed of light-- --You become your own grandpa! Genius, Bio!	And a real lady killer! Oh, go down on me, Bio! Ah ah, ladies first!

 

The World's Bestest I by KefkaJr 6-17-02
It is a new golden age of enlightenment. A time to make a difference. A time to stand up and be counted.	Now is beginning of a new, fantastic, and excitingly different story!-- *Click*	Kefka, get out from there. NO!!! DON'T COME IN!!!

 

The World's Bestest II by KefkaJr 6-18-02
Kefka, what the hell're you doing in the dark? Just, uh, thinking, y'know, High? About my next comic.	Didja come up with anything? Well, I think I have something.	Well, let's just hope it's original. AAAAAUUUGH!!!!

 

The World's Bestest III by KefkaJr 6-18-02
I left Highwind's pad to look for some inspiration. After about an hour of walking around, I figured it out. What's a better place for an underaged freak to look for inspiration than at the strip bar?	And who did I find but my main man Skylure! Say, is this seat taken? Nah, help yourself.	Well, I'm working on this comic strip, and I'm looking for some inspiration. I'm thinking maybe I can find some if I talk to someone sophisticated like yourself. Man, can this chick shake her dinners or what?

 

The World's Bestest IV by KefkaJr 6-18-02
I want to make a groundbreaking comic with a nice, long set up and punchline from out of nowhere that delivers unparalelled laughs. Something like that one Sluggy strip... The template is fairly simple. Start with some characters talking about something weird, then have some sort of conflict come in, then make some kind of link from the weird thing to the conflict.	Yes, yes, I think I follow you... But WHAT weird thing? WHAT conflict? These are questions that still need to be answered, otherwise it's all pointless. I think I got yer inspiration... Walk outta here, turn right and go to the end of the block, turn right again and go staight two blocks, left one block, right two blocks, and left another.	Having an inferiority complex and no opinion or will of my own, I decided to heed Skylure's advice. It couldn't hurt, I couldn't think of anything else to do, anyway.

 

World's Bestest V by KefkaJr 6-20-02
Go to the end of the block... turn right again... Go staight two blocks... Left one block, right two blocks... and left another.	I figured it was stupid of me to expect something out of this, but, lo and behold, I come upon a letter lying in the middle of the street, a letter which may have very well changed everything.	"Look to your right."

 

I have no idea what this one means by KefkaJr 4-14-03
Oh, looks like your back from Tijua-- What the hell is that?! You mean my new beard? I decided to start growing it down in Nevada. I think it's coming along nicely.	Do children laugh at you? Do the elderly throw sticks at you? Hey, I'll have you know that this knew beard got me a date tonight... with a CHICK.	Is she deranged? Is that all you care about when it comes to women? How deranged they are?!

 

Movie Revue by KefkaJr 1-15-04
I think The Matrix Reloaded was this past year's biggest hit. "Hit"? I think you forgot to add the "s" on there.	What... "Hits"?

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