I have no idea what this one means

Author: KefkaJr

Date: April 14, 2003

by KefkaJr
4-14-03
Oh, looks like your back from Tijua-- What the hell is that?!
You mean my new beard? I decided to start growing it down in Nevada. I think it's coming along nicely.
Do children laugh at you? Do the elderly throw sticks at you?
Hey, I'll have you know that this knew beard got me a date tonight... with a CHICK.
Is she deranged?
Is that all you care about when it comes to women? How deranged they are?!