Sticklove-Evil comes fitted with a silver tongue as standard

Author: Killborg

Date: October 13, 2003

by Killborg
10-13-03
SORROW!! SORROW FLOODS MY SOUL!! EVERYONE HAS SUPERPOWERS BUT ME!!
But you're smart, and loud and...Wait, what powers does kirsten have? I don't have superpowers either!
OH,PLEASE, SHE'S AN ANIME CATGIRL! SHE'S BOUND TO HAVE MAGICAL ABILITIES, AT THE VERY LEAST!!
So, you'd rather be with HER, is that it? *sniff* Why don't you go to her right now??! *sob*
WHAT?? NO! NO AMOUNT OF HOT CAT-CHICKS COULD COMPETE WITH YOU! YOU CAN WITHSTAND A DIRECT NUCLEAR BLAST!!
Oh Janus...*sniff* you always know just the right thing to say...