TIMEDUDES! -get to know us. EXTREME!!

Author: Killborg

Date: October 29, 2003

by Killborg
10-29-03
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I extend greetings. I am Darco. A synthetic humanoid from the far future. my intellect is marred only by those who do not understand it.
HI, DARCO!
HI! I'm Vallarie, I hail from the distant past, where I was smart. Here, I'm comparatively dumb...but I'm still a WARRIOR! RAAASK!!
HI, VALLARIE!
I'm the monkey. They call me 'Monkey', I was saved from a doomed space mission to join the Timedudes. My hobbies include throwing poop and public masturbation.
GET OFF THE STAGE, YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!!