Jelleberg Review, #1

Author: King_Duckford

Date: February 6, 2007

by King_Duckford
2-06-07
You know, I piss all over my hands before I serve food, because I hate the customers.
Actually, you're doing them a big favor.
How so?
New studies have concluded that drinking urine is actually quite healthy, providing nutrients that would be wasted.
I'm going to go drink a big gallon of urine right now.
Wow, some people are really fucking stupid.