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| Hi America, I'm John Johnson here with video game legend Mario. Mr. Mario agreed to answer a couple of questions on the suit that Luigi filed against Mario. | |
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| Itsa great to be here, John. I canta believe that that sonofabitcha is suing me fora million dollarsa! He spent all his money on mushroomsa! | |
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| So you admit that you and Luigi were hooked on mushshrooms? What about the princess, or any of the other characters? | |
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| Yeah, me anda Luigi hada addiction toa the 'shrooms, but can you blame usa, it was the 80's and evrybody was doing it! You shudda seena da princessa. She was tripping on E everya second. | |
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| Wow, so do you have any regrets? | |
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| Well it does geta lonely and alla yoshi does is play with my eggs. I guessa I shudda settled downa with the princerssa but her mama was a real, how do you say, bitch. Oh, anda watch your backa Luigi!! | |
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