All comics by Kraze

 

by Kraze
9-09-04
A Day In 2nd Grade
Teacher, why did all the dinosaurs die?
Because you touch yourself at night, that's why.
{sob}

 

by Kraze
9-09-04
Just Another Day At Work
Hey George.
So, how's work? Did you hear about Bob in mangement? He tried to .pin the lost stapler on me and then...
Shut the fuck up already!!!
blah blah blah blah
Die!!

 

by Kraze
9-09-04
5 min later...
Oh shit...
Ohh MY FUCKING GOD!!!
Gotta get rid of her too
{whistle}
Hey Chuck, what ya doin?

 

by Kraze
9-09-04
Hey, wanna here a joke?
Sure.
What's the difference between Big Foot and a hard-working nigger?
What?
Big Foot's been spotted.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

by Kraze
9-09-04
Hey I resent that!!
But you don't matter, NIGGER!!
What you say, Cracker?!?
Read the sign nigger and follow directions like you're ancestors did!
I gone get my olda sista on ya!!
We'll see nigger

 

by Kraze
9-09-04
My lil bro told me u hatin on him! I shud smack da taste out yo mouth!!
Hey uncle!! We got a disobedient nigger!!!
Wat da fuck?!
My nephew tells me you ain't obeying him. Disobedient niggers should be put down.
That's better.

 

by Kraze
10-02-04
I just wanted to say that if you were offended by any of my racist jokes, then you probably are a nigger or are a nigger-loving person. I dont't really hate all niggers, just 99 percent of them
I mean com'on! We all say Abe Lincoln was such a great person, but are you telling me that you wouldn't like it if niggers were still out slaves right now instead of robbing us everytime they see us.
Inm the next strip, you'll see how nigger fol are bad, dirty fucks.

 

by Kraze
10-02-04
I just wanted to say that if you were offended by any of my racist jokes, then you probably are a nigger or are a nigger-loving person. I dont't really hate all niggers, just 99 percent of them
I mean com'on! We all say Abe Lincoln was such a great person, but are you telling me that you wouldn't like it if niggers were still out slaves right now instead of robbing us everytime they see us.
In the next strip, you'll see how nigger folk are bad, dirty fucks.

 

by Kraze
10-02-04
Just Another Day Where A Dirty Nigger Spots An Innocent Person
Yeah, another cracka fo me to rob.
Can You Spot The Difference?
Breaking News At The White House
I'm George Bush and I approve this message.
IF IT'S WHITE, IT'S ALRIGHT; IF IT'S BLACK, SEND IT BACK

 

by Kraze
10-02-04
At Mario's Italian Ranch
Hi America, I'm John Johnson here with video game legend Mario. Mr. Mario agreed to answer a couple of questions on the suit that Luigi filed against Mario.
Itsa great to be here, John. I canta believe that that sonofabitcha is suing me fora million dollarsa! He spent all his money on mushroomsa!
So you admit that you and Luigi were hooked on mushshrooms? What about the princess, or any of the other characters?
Yeah, me anda Luigi hada addiction toa the 'shrooms, but can you blame usa, it was the 80's and evrybody was doing it! You shudda seena da princessa. She was tripping on E everya second.
Wow, so do you have any regrets?
Well it does geta lonely and alla yoshi does is play with my eggs. I guessa I shudda settled downa with the princerssa but her mama was a real, how do you say, bitch. Oh, anda watch your backa Luigi!!

 

by Kraze
10-02-04
Born on September 11, 1989. Growing up was hard for Marland because he had to share the attention with his sister Annette (later known as Twig)
I want to be breastfed!!
As marland grew older, his hair line began to recede. This was most unusual for a 12 year old, but Marland found ways of dealng with it by wearing hats with wigs underneath them.
Ooh, yea.
Wow Marland, your looking very sexy with all that hair.
Today Marland is the manager of a camp for gay children who are afraid to come out of the closet to their parents called Happyland. He is happily married to a nine year old name Billy.

 

by Kraze
10-02-04
Born on July 4, 1990 in Armenia, Alen Mnoian wasn't always as "plump" as he is now. When he was born, he only weighed only an astounding 5 pounds! That's less than the present Alen's 7th chin!
{farts}
Bleen! I need to feed this child right away.
As Alen grew in size, he was fed every 4.7 mins. When he would go somewhere, his friends (who he later in his life ate, thinking they were french fries) had to wait 30 mins. for him to tie his shoes.
I can't reach my toes, let alone my knees.
Come on fat ass!!!
We tried to interview Mr. Mnoian, but he wouldn't fit on camera so we used a satellite to track Mr. Mnoian and record this interview from space.
An actual 30 foot microphone which was attached to Mr. Mnoian by a life-risking climber. Many have perished on that adventure by getting sucked in under Mr. Mnoian's breasts.
Hey, Turkey didn't taste like a turkey!! By, the way do you have any chinese food, cuz China's out. Frying those chinks doesn't make them taste better. WHERES MT MOMMY?!!

 

by Kraze
10-02-04
Born as a twin on July 17, 1988, Michael Smith was first named Marielle Smith, but seven hours later, the doctors established that he was in fact, a boy, and Marielle was given to his twin sister.
You are one wierd little fucker.
When Michael was seven years old, he was brutally raped and his teeth were knocked out when the rapist shoved his penis into Michael's mouth. Michael has no recollection of this (repressed memory).
Hiya Mikey!!
Hey there Crackers! Your're my bestest friend in the whole wide world!
Today, Mr. Smith is the assistant coach of the girls Lincoln football team and lives with his younger sister and her husband. Mr. Smith keeps himself busy by clipping his neighbors coupons.
I love you Crackers, would you marry me?
Umm... Mike, Crackers isn't real I just hold him so you would have fun with him. It's always been me, Shelly.

 

by Kraze
10-02-04
We'll Be Right Back To E! True Hollywood Story, But First:
Are you overweight, bigboned, or just plain fat? Have not seen your penis for atleast 5 years? Well we have some good news for you.
You do?
Yup, it just might be the best news ever!
What is it? Have you found a painless way to become thin?
No, but I Did save a bunch of money by switching to Geico. Call Geico right away.
What the fuck?! But I still can't see my penis! I though you were going to help me.

 

by Kraze
10-02-04
Oops, we had a typo. What it meant to say was "We'll Be Right Back To E! True Brightwater Story, But First:" Again we apologize for this incident.
BUT I STILL CAN'T SEE MY DICK!! YOU GOTTA HELP ME!!!
Hey, get this guy out of here. `````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` That's better. Now, could you put some baywatch chick there?
No problem.
I truly love you, comicstrip creator guy.
Huh? How did I get here?

 

by Kraze
10-02-04
Meet Alen, a normal overwieght, fat sack of shiot who eats and/or humps anything he sees.
mmmmm
That is one fat ass motherfucker
Alen likes to make fun of other people because he is.....well, fat. I mean what else can you say about someone who has such a big gut that he hasn't seen his dick in like 4 years.
That's some good lamb. Every single part of that lamb tasted great. Especially its penis.
Also, when Alen pretends to get drunk, he goes up to any random person and sucks their dicks. It pleases him as well as his appetite, especially after he bites off the person's dick and eats it.

 

by Kraze
10-02-04
Hey El, ur paki!
Hey fat-ass I don't look like this, you ballsack of whale blubber! What? Does the blubber around your eyelids fuck up your vision?!
And don't be talking about dick sizes, when the only dick you've every seen in you life was the one on MeagCockCravers.com at Danny's house (I don't wanna know what you were doing there)
There, that's better. Aeln, you could make up nationalities, but atleast I don't have my mommy supervising me everywhere I go.
Wahh, MOMMY!
Sinula! I'm gonna beat you up Alnur.
Wow, can you actuall say my name right? And stop coming into his room every 4.7 mins and feeding him! No wonder he's so frickn humongous!!

 

by Kraze
10-03-04
Many facts about Roman are still uncovered because he exaggerates frequently. What we do know is that Roman was born in 1990 as one of the darkest children the world has ever seen.
What the fuck was I drinking or smoking when I had this kid?
As Roman was 4, he befriended pop legend, Michael Jackson, and the spent a lot of time together (they shared a sexual relationship). They both underwent the bleaching of skin together.
I love you, Roman. Will you come with me and spend a happy time in the surgery with me. We can both be bleached. Wouldn't that be fun? Heeeeeeee-heeeeee!
Yay Michael! I'd do anything for and to you!
After that incident, Roman was left horribly disfigured,and pale. Their relationship broke up, but Roman has hit it off with Bubbles, Mr. Jackson's pet chimpanze, and they're currently going steady.
I get to bite off his banana anytime I want and it just grows back!!
Bubbles is everything I loved in Michael, but I needed a male in my life.

 

by Kraze
10-04-04
I just wanted 2 apologize 2 evry1 cuz my past 2 comics werent dat funny. I know, I know, I cud do better but I've been tired and anyone that doesnt live in BWT, you are clueless..... ummm ok den
I STILL CAN'T SEEE MY FUKN DICK!!!! YOU GOTTA HELP ME!!!
Hey, how come you haven't made a comic about me yet, Ryan??
Who da fuk are you nigger?? ooo Ryan. Yea Im gettn around to it. I promise that the rest of the comics about Brightwater kids are gonna be funny......well atleast to me they will.
There is no fat character with their mouth open (not eating) so make believe his mouth is open.
WHERE IS IT?? I CANT SEE IT!!! oo, a french fry [picks up and eats}, wait was that my penis???
No, it was mine, but it's ok, so come on down to happyland where joyness is just a step out ofthe closet away.

 

by Kraze
10-05-04
Don't You hate those gay-fruity profiles on BOYS' profiles??
If u love some1 more then they will ever know put this in ur profile.
I sure as fuck am sick of them!
If u would walk two miles to see some1 u love for five minutes put this in ur profile.
If you would stalk some1 & cut a lock of their hair while thy're asleep, and sniff it before going to bed, put this in ur profile.

 

by Kraze
11-02-04
P.Diddy trying to persuade another person to vote.
VOTE OR DIE
What's that supposed to mean nigger? Are you saying that you're goin to to kill me if I don't vote? I don't take kindly to nigger threats.
It means you better vote cracker!! What the fuck you got your gun out for? Oh shit, this is the same whitey that done killed Shawkuessha. I'm out!
I'll vote how I want, nigger.
So Vote, or b4 you know it, a Nigger might be President. God forbid.
So get out there and vote! And fuck up any niggers you see that are about to vote because they just want free welfare and foodstamps. Dumb blackies.

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