Commercial

Author: Kraze

Date: October 2, 2004

by Kraze
10-02-04
We'll Be Right Back To E! True Hollywood Story, But First:
Are you overweight, bigboned, or just plain fat? Have not seen your penis for atleast 5 years? Well we have some good news for you.
You do?
Yup, it just might be the best news ever!
What is it? Have you found a painless way to become thin?
No, but I Did save a bunch of money by switching to Geico. Call Geico right away.
What the fuck?! But I still can't see my penis! I though you were going to help me.