All comics by LA-Z-BOY

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by LA-Z-BOY
5-13-01
Ok.. I did it. Now, give me my five bucks!!
oh Jesus!
What..?
Huh...?
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by LA-Z-BOY
5-13-01
I got myself a penisenlargement.. check it out..
What the hell are you talking about?
Pretty god, huh!?
wow!! could I......?
Ooh, yeah! Right there, bitch!!

 

by LA-Z-BOY
5-14-01
Skinny-Gay-Jimmy at the "Hairy-butts-o-rama" club
Hi! Wanna dance?
Eeeermm.. sure!?
Sometime you just know when your gonna get some... DAMMET!!
I`m taking this one home tonight!
Goddammet, what a dork!
At least I have a willing goat to come home to...!?
No luck??
Nope.. *sob* let`s get to it!!

 

by LA-Z-BOY
5-14-01
The most commonly aked question in the world..:
If God is good, then why is there so much evil in the world??
Propably bechause the lazy bastard rested on the 7. day, instead of finishing his goddamned job!!
Exept for "where`s the can?" offcourse..
Thought so..
Aaaaarrrrrrgggg!!!!
You`d think he would have learned to shut up by now..!?
Wrong answer, huh!?
Nope.. but you probably should have kept it to yourself..

 

by LA-Z-BOY
5-14-01
Somethings seems to be worrying you, my son..!?
Your Goddamned right!! I`ve got wood, but nowhere to stick it!!
Here.. this is what we used for sexual satisfaction in my days..
Hey! That`ll work!!
Come on.. let`s get it on!!!
I meant; I don`t have wood anymore.. thanx, sellout!!

 

by LA-Z-BOY
5-15-01
Ben Dover had allways been struggling with his x-ray vision..
Hi, baby!! I`m getting my eyes fixed today.. I can`t wait to see how you really look..!
Ooh... After all theese years!!
5 houres later..
Hi, baby!!
Oh, dear god NO!!
After a lot of cursing..
There was NOTHING about me that tipped you off???
Dammet!! I just thought you shaved, woman!!

 

by LA-Z-BOY
5-18-01
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by LA-Z-BOY
5-18-01
If you stick your nose in other peoples problems..
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What in the name of satan are..??
what the hell is your problem??
well I.. I.. eehh.. uuuhhh.....??
You´re propably a faggot!!
faggot!!
Faggot!!

 

by LA-Z-BOY
5-18-01
Jesus loves you..
Hi, Jesus!
Hello, my son! Is something bothering you??
Nomather what..
Yes, but I...
Tell me, my boy!
Eeeh.. unless you`re gay that is!! (obviously)
Ok.. but if I talk to you, and you make me gay... I´m killing myself
No worry.. If you turn gay.. I`ll kill you myself!!

 

by LA-Z-BOY
6-04-01
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hmmmm..?
eeehhh..?
FAGGOT!!

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