Jesus.. the all-time turnoff.

Author: LA-Z-BOY

Date: May 14, 2001

by LA-Z-BOY
5-14-01
Somethings seems to be worrying you, my son..!?
Your Goddamned right!! I`ve got wood, but nowhere to stick it!!
Here.. this is what we used for sexual satisfaction in my days..
Hey! That`ll work!!
Come on.. let`s get it on!!!
I meant; I don`t have wood anymore.. thanx, sellout!!