Advice for little JJ

Author: LD

Date: March 4, 2005

by LD
3-04-05
We interrupt this real-life broadcast for a slice of advice for a certain little one.
[JJ] Hah-hah-hah Mum, you crazy cowbag...serves you right! I'm gonna make life sheer hell for you! Now where's that liquor cabinet...might as well get a head start!
[Mags] WHY?! Why did I do it that night?!
Little JJ's gonna be a year old - the advice? Make your parent's lives a LIVING HELL!
[JJ] Makes you wish you didn't get drunk that night, Dad? Excuse me, I'm gonna go flush your keys down the loo.
[Darque] WHY?! Nine months of waiting and a year after the birth...he's outta control!!
That's right, little JJ - BE A HELLRAISER!
BOW DOWN!!
PLEASE!! I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!