Hugh Grant + Craig David VIII

Author: LadySauron

Date: January 17, 2002

by LadySauron
1-17-02
Fourth day in the recording studio...
Look, Craig. We need a SONG. This is costing the studio thousands of dollars!
Look, Grant, everything I say is no good. Why don't YOU write me a freaking song?
Excuse me, my good friends. My name is Strider, can we hide in here? Our noble fellowship is on a quest to destroy a ring that can ruin the world if it falls into the hands of an evil Maiar!!
...Hey! Dude, that is a FABULOUS idea for a song!
Now you've got it, Craig. A tale of friendship and bravery! A dangerous quest! A PLOT!!!
What are you on about? I was talking about "My name is Strider." Hey, Puff Daddy changed his name, didn't he?