Now scratch behind my ears!

Author: Laga

Date: May 27, 2007

by Laga
5-27-07
My cat doesn't like tuna. You know, I'm having some doubts as to this even being a cat. I'm starting to think "alien observer".
could just be worried about mercury levels.
Is it dolphin-free? Maybe he misses the piquant hint of dolphin.
Years ago I read an article on the cat food industry industrial complex. Do you know what food cats prefer above all others? Cooked salmon.
Which is kinda weird, as before cats started hanging with us humans there probably wasn't much cooked salmon to be found, but there ya' go....
But now there is ... suspicious, isn't it? I can hear the discussions now ("Fuck -- they've had fire forever! What's taking them so long?" "WHAT'S WITH THE COD??? DID I TELL YOU TO COOK COD???")