Hot Middle Earth Action

Author: Laga

Date: June 19, 2007

by Laga
6-19-07
Actually, I don't believe anybody in Tolkien has sex, hot or otherwise.
The elves reproduce by singing. Hobbits are, of course, found in the cabbage patch.
Aragorn and Arwen just talk until Fate, in disgust, drops a baby on their heads.