Sporks anonymous

Author: Larkwind

Date: January 19, 2003

by Larkwind
1-19-03
*ouchy*
"God DAMNIT Samantha, didn't I tell you to stop shoving FORKS into OUTLETS??"
"But the forks are so SHINY... they CALL to me Beatrice. NO NO! THE SPORKS!!!!"
"......"
"Ohhh the spork sporkyness. Steel mettalic everlasting!! GOD! GOD I TELL YOU!!!"
"Bleh. You make me stab my head!"