The Babysitter

Author: Larkwind

Date: January 21, 2003

by Larkwind
1-21-03
Creepy old guys need not apply.
Are you sure you're able to take care of a baby for three whole hours?
Oh yeaaaaaah, man. It's no problem. The little guy and I'll make friends reaaal quick-like.
I don't know. You've got kind of a weird, maniacal gleam in your eye.
What? Weird?! MY PARENTS TOLD ME I WAS SPECIAL!!!! SPECIALLLLL!!!!
You know I think I'll just stay in. With the baby. You don't have to watch him, but thanks for offering and all that crap..
But you NEED me. I KNOW BABIES. They LOVE me. AND I LOVE BABIES. eheheeheh