The Story So Far

Author: Lauden_Clear

Date: June 17, 2009

by Lauden_Clear
6-17-09
Gary... I thought you told me this was a gay and lesbian church!
No, Trevor. I said this was a church that CURES gays and lesbians.
You also said that it was friendly to pets, like cats!
No, Trevor, I said that this church will teach you to love p***y.
I'm outie, Gary. And, by the way, don't call me again, you f***ing closet queen!
Wait, Trevor! You haven't been loboto... er... I mean blessed by the congrigation, yet!