Don't be Cruel

Author: LawRebel

Date: June 24, 2001

by LawRebel
6-24-01
Immoral bastards. They parade me around like an idiot for the amusement of these troglodyte offspring.
That's it! Dance! Dance you canine fool! Hahahaha!
This is degrading! I'm a highly evolved creature! My sense of smell and hearing are far superior! Why?! Why was I made with no true vocal chords?! Argh!
Good Doggy! Yeaaah! HAHAHAHA! You sure are a funny doggy! Yea!
The poor token puppy finally had enough.
Relief! Sweet relief! I have been released from my earthly soul capsule! I'm free! I'm free!
Spontaneous, self-induced combustion is cool.