All comics by LawRebel

 

by LawRebel
6-24-01
Confederate Superman valliantly rides his steed home.
Here I am. A pariah in my own right, but nevertheless...I must continue...my struggle will not go unnoticed.
Union Piece of Shit rides home after debating if he desereves to live anymore.
I must make it home before dawn...my life depends on it. I can't help but feel the overwhelming meloncholy of thousands of my brave men dying because of my Government's Agressive behavior.
I rest well in knowing that I am the moral victor. The South Shall Rise Again!
That may be, but we'll always act like we're better than you for all eternity. Even though we really know who's better. You.

 

by LawRebel
6-24-01
Immoral bastards. They parade me around like an idiot for the amusement of these troglodyte offspring.
That's it! Dance! Dance you canine fool! Hahahaha!
This is degrading! I'm a highly evolved creature! My sense of smell and hearing are far superior! Why?! Why was I made with no true vocal chords?! Argh!
Good Doggy! Yeaaah! HAHAHAHA! You sure are a funny doggy! Yea!
The poor token puppy finally had enough.
Relief! Sweet relief! I have been released from my earthly soul capsule! I'm free! I'm free!
Spontaneous, self-induced combustion is cool.

 

by LawRebel
6-24-01
Bon jour, madmoiselle? Comment tallez vous? Je s'applle Guy DeLac. Et vous?
Typical pretentious Gaul.
Q'est que c'est?
I'm going to cut this French piggy!
Ca-va! Aurevior. Je deteste Radiohead...
Thom York says for me to quit mocking him. Typical smug English.

 

by LawRebel
6-24-01
You green freak. I've tried to justify your existance, but I seem to be incapable of such a train of thought. Why do you exist? What function do you serve?
Actually, my species is completely mythical. So, in the purely Philosophical sense, I do not, nor have I ever existed. Only in the minds of the imaginative.
What the hell? You've GOT to be kidding me! Why the hell are you here? You only exist in the minds of shut in Sci-Fi fans! "Live long and prosper" you piece of exterrestrial hersey!
Actually, we've existed for millions of years. Our planet was one of the first to sustain life. I am your superior, that's why I'm here. To kill you and use this place for it's natural resources.
That's it! A big phallic shaped bird! This is just great! I swear to God! I'm just going to nail this into my temporal lobe and be done with it!
I've overheard your arguments and they're simply unlogical . If you ever want to get anywhere, learn to concoct your arguments with fact and not immaterial. Venn diagrams are very helpful for such.

 

by LawRebel
6-25-01
So what are you in for?
Stealin' nuts.
You stay away from me.

 

by LawRebel
6-26-01
A chance encouter in Orlando.
Hey! You're one of those corporate puppet, pseudo-artists who make millions of dollars peddling music that you didn't write, but yet you gain critical acclaim for ! Wow!
*pfft* Get lost you creep. How did you get into our compound anyway?
I gargled testicles and spit shined anuses.
Same here.

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