Choose your battles wisely.

Author: LawRebel

Date: June 24, 2001

by LawRebel
6-24-01
You green freak. I've tried to justify your existance, but I seem to be incapable of such a train of thought. Why do you exist? What function do you serve?
Actually, my species is completely mythical. So, in the purely Philosophical sense, I do not, nor have I ever existed. Only in the minds of the imaginative.
What the hell? You've GOT to be kidding me! Why the hell are you here? You only exist in the minds of shut in Sci-Fi fans! "Live long and prosper" you piece of exterrestrial hersey!
Actually, we've existed for millions of years. Our planet was one of the first to sustain life. I am your superior, that's why I'm here. To kill you and use this place for it's natural resources.
That's it! A big phallic shaped bird! This is just great! I swear to God! I'm just going to nail this into my temporal lobe and be done with it!
I've overheard your arguments and they're simply unlogical . If you ever want to get anywhere, learn to concoct your arguments with fact and not immaterial. Venn diagrams are very helpful for such.