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| So, my wife and I lived together for a year before we got married, so i thought I knew what I was getting into. | |
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| I didn't know the rules. I didn't know that women were allowed to ask yes/no questions to which yes and no are both the wrong answer. | |
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| Like, "Do I look fat?" Now, we all know that 'yes' is wrong. And if I say no, she says I'm just trying to shut her up... which is accurate. | |
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| so I tried something different, I said "Well if you feel fat, why don't you try going to the gym?" | |
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| Fortunately I own a very comfortable couch. | |
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