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| So, I think the big thing for her about if she's fat is that she thinks she's not desirable any more. So I tried to show her that she still is by getting tender with her. | |
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| Dude, he just referred to sex as "getting tender." | |
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| So I tried to surprise her, and I came over to her house, and got undressed, and snuck into her bed.... | |
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| Oh god, I don't want to think about him getting tender with anybody. | |
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| ...that's when I found out that she sleeps with a knife under her pillow when I'm not there. | |
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| At least now I don't have to worry about him reproducing......phillistine. | |
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