Crime fighter.

Author: Leil

Date: January 11, 2002

by Leil
1-11-02
Having finally chosen an identity, our hero returns to figting crime.
What? I don't fight crime. What the fuck are you talking about?
Our hero bravely fights to vanquish the forces of evil.
What up Cardoza?
I don't know. The fucking narrator seems to think I'm a crime fighter for some reason.
Our hero is a Phillistine.
I'm not a fucking crime fighter, and Phil isn't the forces of evil! And don't call me a Phillistine, you fuck!