The Ring

Author: Leil

Date: January 20, 2002

by Leil
1-20-02
Hey Bongo, what's up?
Up? Why should anything be up? Get away from me, it's mine. My own, my precious!
Precious? Oh, I assume you're talking about the ring then. See, the thing is, the ring is fictional, Bongo.
Ha! Then what do you call this RING that I have right here?
That's the Thundercats power ring from Lion-O. You bought it at a yard sale. It doesn't even have a battery in it.
You may be right. The REAL ring of power probably isn't plastic.