AES: Annoying Electronic Salesman

Author: Levinous

Date: January 7, 2007

by Levinous
1-07-07
Levinous: Sorry for the wrong indication, but that's supposed to be the doorbell. At least try to imagine it!
DING-DONG!
IT'S THE DOORBELL!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
. . . Hold on.
Hello, my good sir. May I interest you in purchasing one of these magnificent work of art; designed by the one and only, elite artist: Grafáz-neméndor...?
Okay... I've never heard of this... 'Grafáz-neméndor' guy. And I am not willing to do anything about him that involves me giving you hundreds of dollars just to get one of his imfamous 'masterpieces
But my good sir, it's a freaking antique! NOW BUY ALL OF MY WAREZ BEFORE I GET ANGERBOT ON YOU.