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by Levinous
1-07-07
SIR SIR YOU HAVE A CALL ON THE TELEPHONE
... I don't have a telephone.

 

by Levinous
1-07-07
SO, YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME, EH? YOU'VE BIT OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW THIS TIME, PUNY ROBOT. WELL, I THINK WE BOTH KNOW THE OUTCOME OF THIS BATTLE, OF COURSE. SO YOU'D BETTER GIVE UP NOW, BEFORE YOU-
HEY, WHY AREN'T YOU AFRAID OF ME? I AM ABOUT TO DELIVER A BLOW TO YOUR REAR AND SEND YOUR RUSTY METAL ASS CRASHING INTO THE FLOORS OF THIS VERY CELLAR! DO YOU NOT VALUE YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE LIFE? HAHA
♫ Put your hands up for detroit! ♪ ♫
YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT!

 

by Levinous
1-07-07
Levinous: Sorry for the wrong indication, but that's supposed to be the doorbell. At least try to imagine it!
DING-DONG!
IT'S THE DOORBELL!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
. . . Hold on.
Hello, my good sir. May I interest you in purchasing one of these magnificent work of art; designed by the one and only, elite artist: Grafáz-neméndor...?
Okay... I've never heard of this... 'Grafáz-neméndor' guy. And I am not willing to do anything about him that involves me giving you hundreds of dollars just to get one of his imfamous 'masterpieces
But my good sir, it's a freaking antique! NOW BUY ALL OF MY WAREZ BEFORE I GET ANGERBOT ON YOU.

 

by Levinous
1-07-07
Cheese, your time has come... Give me your soul.
AAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE
AAAAAAAAAGGGHH MY SOOUUUULL!!!! Oh, thank goodness, it was only a bad dream.
Mac! I had a nightmare... Therewasthisreally scaryguyandhecame tokillmeandtakemy soulandhekilledmewith anaxeandwouldn'tstop untilallofmyroboticblood was... Wait, you're not Mac... You're- OH GOOD GOD!

 

by Levinous
1-07-07
What are you going to do with me?
Take your soul.
Oooohhh yeah... I remember. But wait. I'm a robot. Robots don't have any souls. I can't ever die because I can easily be repeared because I'm such a crappy model. And-
Shut up and let me take your soul.
Ah, touché.

 

OHHHHH! OHHH MY GOOODDDD. THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE. YOU'VE GIVEN ME ENOUGH... PLEASE STOP, BEFORE YOU MAKE ME EXPLODE!!!
Hmm. I don't remember Cheese bringing any girls to sleep tonight... He must be having fun...
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by Levinous
1-07-07
AAAAAGHH YOU PUNCTURED MY OIL TANK!
Now that you're injured and ready to die, I will cut up the remains of you and sell them on eBay.
NOOO NOT THAT! I DON'T WANT TO DIE THAT WAY!
*stabbing noises*
CAN'T YOU JUST GO- oh, right. *screaming noises*

 

by Levinous
1-07-07
Cheese wakes up after his death:
YYYYAAAAAAGH- Oh, it really WAS a bad dream...
OHHH MAC! YOU'RE OKAY!
Well, you're certainly not! I've been thinking about what was happening behind my back, Cheese. Action must be taken!
Yes! Please! Make sure nothing dangerous happens to anyone else!
Damn right. I'm putting up security cameras up in that room. So that nothing... cocky... will take place in there. If you know what I mean.

 

by Levinous
1-07-07
AND THEN IT WAS ALL LIKE 'OOOOO' AND THEN IT WAS ALL LIKE 'UUUUGH' AND THEN IT WAS ALL LIKE 'AAAAHH' AND THEN IT WAS ALL LIKE 'HEEEGH' AND THEN IT WAS ALL LIKE-
AND THEN IT WAS ALL LIKE 'UUUGGH' AND THEN IT WAS ALL LIKE 'OOOOHH' AND THEN IT WAS ALL LIKE 'AAAAGH' AND THEN IT WAS ALL LIKE 'EEEEHHH' AND THEN IT WAS ALL LIKE 'UUUUHH' AND THEN IT WAS ALL LIKE-
AND THEN IT WAS ALL LIKE 'YEEAGH' AND THEN IT WAS ALL LIKE . . . oh, hey Mac...
. . .
SO THEN IT WAS ALL LIKE-
DON'T. EVEN. THINK about telling me what you're on about.

 

by Levinous
1-07-07
Hi, Mac.
YOU ARE A MANIAC. A TOTAL MANIAC. AND WHENEVER YOU SPEAK, MANIAC-ITIS SPEWS OUT AND INFECTS EVERYONE AROUND YOU.
SO DON'T EVEN TALK EVER AGAIN. DON'T YOU REALIZE!? I'LL END UP ATTEMPTING SUICIDE OR SOMETHING. DO YOU WANT THAT?? HUH???
♫ How much is that d-o-o-o-ggie in the wind-o-o-w? ♪ ♫
*thud*

 

by Levinous
1-07-07
Oh, Cheese. I LOVE YOU!
Cheese wakes up...
But one can always dream...
*sniffle*

 

by Levinous
1-07-07
Sir. What- WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
BUNLIPOLLYTICIOUSISM ISTICISMISERANTIFUNKY REDUMTIOUSARANTIVILY HERROUNDILANTED.
. . . I didn't do it.

 

by Levinous
1-08-07
Don't you realise what could happen to him in this state? HE COULD DIE!
Hey, hey, hey. It's not MY fault my voice eats peoples' souls every time I speak.
Besides, he'll be fiiine. What's the worst that could happen?
Dude. What are you, like, doing?
GRAPRAKRAMA NNAPITRIPPERZ. GRAAAAAPHAMA NIDARACTIONED?

 

by Levinous
2-17-07
Okay, since you really need therapy right now, you can stay in my house for a few days until you recover from this disease.
HARRAHARRARR HARRAGGRIFFINA HONOMONILIKO.
Sis, do you know what the hell is wrong with that dude?
No.
Hey, maybe he's some kind of loud, annoying foreign tourist!
But he isn't wearing a safari hat. He CAN'T be a tourist.

 

by Levinous
2-17-07
MAAAAC! WHERE AAAARE YOU?
. . .
Where am I...?

 

by Levinous
2-17-07
I AM BACK, PUNY ROBOT! FEAR MY GIGANTIC BLAST OF- Oh. Who are you?
Mac grew insane and Cheese went out looking for him and I'm left guarding the house and it's cold and I'm hungry.
I AM A BANANA
I pity you.
A hungry banana.

 

by Levinous
2-17-07
14:00.
Must...
15:00.
...find...
16:00.
...Mac.

 

by Levinous
2-17-07
Okay, I'm going out. I'll be back soon.
GUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUG.
Hey sis, can you keep an eye on him while I go out for some cigarettes?
Sure.
!

 

by Levinous
3-02-07
Hours after Mac escaped the goth house...
. . . . . . .
'sup.
GYAAAAAAARGH YOOOORGURGUR TON
Dammit, not another maniac. Why must they all come HERE?

 

by Levinous
3-21-07
GRARGH?
Ok, I can understand you because so many people in your condition have came here, and I've managed to learn what each sound means.
GAGAYARUGROO JUNGLUPPILICIOU SIMICUSHIIKARAR UGAGILLOOOOOO
HARRAGRAPHIKILIK ILINAPOLOOFFF, JAREETRICIOUU
6 minutes later:
ARRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRARRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Ah, I see. Very intellectual.

 

by Levinous
8-03-07
Ok, go in here, and when you come out you should be cured!
HRRRAAGG
. . .

 

by Levinous
8-03-07
Half an hour later...
MAHYBEE EE'M PROOGREZZIGN A BIYT NOOW
I'MM STRATTIGHN TWO MAK A BI MOAR SENZ NOW
BOT I SUND LIEK A REEL LIEF NOOB!

 

by Levinous
8-03-07
Meanwhile!
What the hell are you owls doing here?
It is night, so we have to perch on nearby branches.
Then we wait until bugs like you come along. Then we fly over and kill you.
Crap, why do you keep saying THAT? You'll never be able to hunt alone.
Dammit... It's a reflex action!

 

by Levinous
8-03-07
So, you cured yet? I almost got killed waiting for you.
It worked... And it even fixed my grammar! How did you do it?
Oh, it wasn't me. It was the MAGIC of the room.
Are you kidding me? I don't believe in such bizzare things.
I'm telling the truth! I... I created that room... I am a MAGE!
Ok, maybe you should go in there yourself, because you're sounding as crazy as I was.

 

by Levinous
8-03-07
...Mac will probably be happy to see me back in my right mind...
Hey, how are ya' doin'? I concentrated my Chakra and learned how to walk with no legs just like a slug!
NO, NOT YOU AGAIN, GET AWAAAYYY
...It hurts inside.

 

by Levinous
6-09-08
Hmm, looks like I'll have to find another way into my house so that I can avoid that damn plant.
Ah! I can see an open window from here!
Hey, man! You came back!
What the hell are you doing in my house!? Wait... My house is over there...

 

by Levinous
6-09-08
Why did you run away from us like that, man? Aren't you grateful that we helped you?
Excuse me, but you did not help me! I recovered by exploring, and nothing else! Now if you will excuse me, I must find my own hous-
Just outside:
Maaaac! Oh, MAAAAC! Where are you? I want to explore the world with you! Don't hide from me...!
Ehehhh... I mean, I am tremendously grateful for your necessary assistance. Would you like me to make some tea for you all?

 

by Levinous
6-10-08
Urgh... I can hardly take any more of this...!
And so THEN I said, "That's no waffle, that's a badger! Hahaha." But even after I had said that, Jamie jumped off of the bridge anyway...
As hard as this is to cope, I just hope that this wait is paying off!
But it was NOTHING like Bryan's death, though. He died of a STD which he had received when he was giving love to the rear of a wild-
Geyet the heyell off'a mah proh'perdy, young-un!
But I want you to come with me on an adventure to search for treasure!

 

by Levinous
6-12-08
Okay, Mac. I'm going to get us some popsicles from the kitchen. I'll be right back with them and then we can tell each other more stories! I'm so glad that I finally have a friend who I can talk to...
. . . .
Goddamn finally. It took him a freaking long time to go away! I thought he'd never shut up. Now I can go back to my house and-
Oh, hey Mac. You'll NEVER guess who I bumped into on the street today! Oh, you're emo too? We have so much in common, Mac! Hey, do you like the guy with spikes on his head from Slipknot?
AAAAAARRGHH...!

 

by Levinous
6-12-08
Mac's thud of the hammer echoes through the world...
*thud*
! ! ! !
MAC IS OVER THIS WAY!!!
Cheese no leave Grunk! Cheese stay here to make food for Grunk and his dying tribe!

 

by Levinous
6-12-08
Mac! Where are you going all of a sudden!? Come back!
I haven't finished my story yet! I haven't even got to the transvestite part yet!
*gasp* *pant* F..finally... I.. finally... escaped! Now to... get back to my house and tell Cheese the good news!
Meanwhile...
MMMMAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAC!

 

by Levinous
6-12-08
I'm home! Cheese, are you in there? Unlock the door! You're the only one who has an in-built unlocking system for this door. Wait, CHEESE, SLOW D-
MACMACMACM ACMACMACMA CMACMACMAC
AAAUUGH! Cheese! Don't do that ever again! Now, unlock the door so we can get inside!
Mac! You're not insane anymore! Wait... unlocking system? I left that inside the house before I left...

 

by Levinous
6-13-08
...I think I have a swell idea of how we can get inside...
Well, what are we supposed to do now? We're locked out and the key is inside, of all places.
Simply DRILL your way in underground! *DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLL*
*DRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL* Um, uh, I can't really tunnel in, I was just trying to lighten the mood a little bit... Did it work?
When are you going to stop making the sound effects and start tunneling in?

 

by Levinous
6-13-08
Hello and welcome to Loopy Locksmiths Incorporated. How may I help you?
I need the locks on my front door changed so that I can get inside my house.
Okay, that should cost abouutt.... fourty euros.
FOURTY EUROS!??
One brief explanation later...
I could afford it, but... My wallet was left INSIDE the house, and I only have ten with me! What are we going to do?
Don't worry, I know how we can afford it... Get ready for some good old pick-pocketing!

 

by Levinous
6-13-08
Hello and welcome to Loopy Locksmiths Incorporated. How may I he-
I wish to buy the company.
Hmmm, I think I see his wallet in his back pocket! Just I little closer and...
What!? Are you insane? Loopy Locksmiths has been owned by Professor Hattrack for over fifty-
YAAAAHHHHHH, CHEESE, I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE OVERDONE IT A BIT!
AAAAARGHH

 

by Levinous
9-01-08
Cheese, you still in one piece?
Yes. Did you get the wallet?
No. But I would have if you hadn't exploded in my face.
Hey, it distracted him, right?
I guess so... Hey, where'd he go?
...kill...

 

by Levinous
9-01-08
There he is.... OH, CRAP!
I'm going to rip you apart.
...Huh?
Oh, Mac. Thanks for stabbing him for me.
I can't believe we just murdered someone just to unlock our front door...

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