Thieves

Author: Levinous

Date: June 13, 2008

by Levinous
6-13-08
Hello and welcome to Loopy Locksmiths Incorporated. How may I help you?
I need the locks on my front door changed so that I can get inside my house.
Okay, that should cost abouutt.... fourty euros.
FOURTY EUROS!??
One brief explanation later...
I could afford it, but... My wallet was left INSIDE the house, and I only have ten with me! What are we going to do?
Don't worry, I know how we can afford it... Get ready for some good old pick-pocketing!