Distraction Overkill

Author: Levinous

Date: June 13, 2008

by Levinous
6-13-08
Hello and welcome to Loopy Locksmiths Incorporated. How may I he-
I wish to buy the company.
Hmmm, I think I see his wallet in his back pocket! Just I little closer and...
What!? Are you insane? Loopy Locksmiths has been owned by Professor Hattrack for over fifty-
YAAAAHHHHHH, CHEESE, I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE OVERDONE IT A BIT!
AAAAARGHH