Is This Your Cat?

Author: LibertyNcognito

Date: September 5, 2015

by LibertyNcognito
9-05-15
Uh...'scuse me sir, is this your cat?
No, I don't have a cat.
Are you sure? REALLY sure?
Yes. I'm very sure I do not have a cat.
Well...um...you wanna buy a cat?
You're not really a fireman, are you?