The Amish News

Author: LibertyNcognito

Date: September 17, 2015

by LibertyNcognito
9-17-15
In the news today: The Amish...
Are they the quaint, old-fashioned farmers they seem to be?
...or are they really a pack of inbred, extremist chicken-fondlers? Perhaps our roving reporter has some answers for us...
I tried asking the Amish about the chicken-fondling allegations, but I've gotten no answers yet. Perhaps they're all busy "gathering eggs."
Ring! Riiiiiiing!! RING!!!
I know not what this ringing thing is...so surely it is a tool of the Devil!