Gnomes

Author: LibertyNcognito

Date: September 17, 2015

by LibertyNcognito
9-17-15
Gnomes: The Myth
Good Day, Thaddeus McTrufflekins, isn't this some lovely weather we're having?
Why hello there Alfraed VonDuckfluffer, how are you this fine day?
Gnomes: The Reality
Dude, Thad, you gotta say you were driving, if I get another DUI I'm going to prison!
Fuck you, Fred! There's an ounce of uncut Brazilian cocaine taped to my ballsack and I'm pretty sure I have warrants!!!