Postal Riches in the Age of Garbage

Author: LibertyNcognito

Date: September 21, 2015

by LibertyNcognito
9-21-15
Hey you! Garbage 'tard! You got a letter...
It's not a letter, it's a check...a BIG check! Lookit all those fuckin' zeroes!!! WooHoo!!
Hand it over, shithead!!!
Hahahaha!!! Screw you, postal bitch! *One rich motherfucker to beam up, transporter dude!*
Goddamnit!!! Fuckin' Trekkies!!!